What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why is watching a man and a woman have sex considered perverted? It's how we all got here, it's what we do, I say if you want to watch porn then carry on!

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

If you caught a shoplifter at your yard sale, how would you handle it?

Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why don’t the little sugar breeches gun owners understand that life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

How effective will the Senate-passed bill, S. 4569, the Take It Down Act, which would criminalize the publication of non-consensual intimate imagery (NCII) be?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

How can you maintain self-control?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do humans sweat while stressed?

Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-J W Pepper

Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How do people move on so quickly? I’m still sprung over someone I was dating and he found someone else so fast. I feel hurt because I’m still head over heels over him while he’s out enjoying his life with someone new

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

The Man with the Golden Gun

How can fashion design be used to make a political statement in popular culture, and society?